welcome to my life

So there you have it. I have nothing else to do but actually have to do so many many things. Anyways, I’d like to post some stuff I like and some stuff I don’t like. Well, pretty sure no one would read this so I’m keeping this thing real.

So here it goes.

Boys

I like them hot and dirty and rugged. I like them gentle and kind and sweet. I like my man to be smarter than me and not stupid. I hate boys who flash their wallets and pretend their so freakin’ rich when they’re really not.

Animals

I hate all animals. I just can’t stand touching anything that crawls. I can’t stand dogs and cats. Actually, I’m afraid of ‘em. I hate their barkings and I hate cats. Maybe the only animal I could live with are fish.

Girls

I hate social climber girls. They make me SICK!

Technology

I want to have an iBook and iPhone. I love the internet, the mouse, and everything about techno stuff. I HATE C#!

Teachers

I hate stupid teachers and lazy teachers.

A woman writes to a magazine asking how she will know if he truly loves her…

"Well… Here’s how I see it. When a man is "taken with you"- you will know. Sometimes the words, "I love you" aren’t always enough. As women, we like to see words put into action… Here are some ways that you can tell if he means what he says…"

• He pretends to like your cat by no longer drop-kicking Fluffy down a flight of stairs when you’re not looking.
• When you come over to visit, they start picking up — they shove underwear under their beds, (theirs and other women’s) they move the Playboy centerfold to a less frequented room and they hide dirty dishes in less conspicuous places.
• They let you see the remote control. You as a woman will never actually get to use the remote, so consider a distant viewing of it a positive sign.
• They take one of those Cosmo quiz things without complaining. Although they will resent you for it (please make a note of it)
• They turn off the computer in order to spend more time with you. If they actually delete the porn mail - you can expect a proposal within weeks.
• They don’t mind that their parents, pets and children like you better. Their friends will never like you better - they undoubtedly want to sleep with you, but they will never like you…

I’m feeling tired today. And I mean really tired. I don’t wanna do my assignments. I just wanna slack and sit and watch tv and not exercise my brain because it’s freakin’ hard. The c# thing sucks. I hate it. I can’t make my project work! I have no idea what the problem is but I guess it’s somewhere.